The Last Ark of The Covenent
I Went in for a Massage and Might Have had a Happy Ending (London)
Thwackah! This was the sound of the 4′ 6′ Shimura whipping both sheets off me like a magician revealing the fact he’s made his assistant disappear.
Tales From an Inadvertent Matchmaker
One night at the Peninsula I noted two gentlemen eyeing Glenna and me from a neighboring table.
10 Things I Know About Beauty at 50!
Excerpt: #10. GIVE YOUR LOVER A PROPER KISS ONCE A DAY:
When Your New Date Tries to Move in the 1st Week! Yikes, Love Addiction!
Here’s my first “Ask Shannon” video! Perfect when your new love interest wants to move in after one week! Uh oh! Could be he’s a
Advocating for Public Education
I want your child to come to our neighborhood middle school, Emerson Community Charter. So there’s my agenda right out there in the open. And
I said, “I’ve Never Felt More Attractive.” He said, “I Don’t Believe You.”
My un-Botox-ed brow furrowed and I felt compelled to ask my equally middle-aged male compatriot whether or not he was at the apex of his juiciness …
How I Made My Daughter A Better Athlete!
I stalked left field like a panther, my stride sinuous. Predatory.
A Beautiful Brunette was After my Man, so I Pulled a George Costanza!
He was going to see Margot. A tall, slender, yet buxom drink of Brunette and my worst nightmare.
How Do Sex and Nascar Racing Add up to a Healthy Marriage?
If I were to think of our sex life as a Nascar Race, then there are some months that we go around the track quite a bit …
There’s Always Gonna be Haters!
Suddenly God from the Old Testament of the Bible spoke in my head. He was probably wearing robes, had a beard and wanted to smite me …
One Task: How to Build Self-Esteem
Back in my Asshat days, I was incredibly annoying. And I wasn’t even the Asshat.
Can You Guess Which Movie?
Sunday night I took a hard, violent fall, kinda pin-balled down there. Hit a lot of railings, broke a lot of shit! …