The Last Ark of The Covenent
What I Wish I’d Known Before My Wedding! (Photos)
I managed to convince Henry to marry me on May 27th, 2001. It only took me five years to get him to do it. Granted
I Both Want, And Don’t Want To Be A Working Mom
I need to get a job because we need the cash flow. My girls are 8 and 10 and I’ve had freelance writing jobs
What I Know About Sisters, Now That I’m In My 40s
Here’s What I Know About Sisters in my 47th Year The truth will set you free. I’ve been jealous of my younger sister, Gina, for
I’ve Met The Perfect 10
I met my perfect 10 on June 3rd, 2002 at approximately 3:33 p.m. My perfect 10 has long legs, cornflower blue eyes, thick, golden hair
Should Marriage and Pornography Get In Bed Together?
All people in this post are amalgams of people I know, so if you think this is about you … it probably is. My dear
5 Things to Do in San Francisco
My mom lived in the bay area from the time I was 9 until I was 29. Here’s what I’ve done there: Poured a concrete
Do You Always Think You Should Be Somewhere Else?
We’re on our family summer trip where we better MAKE MEMORIES, dammit! We’re “doing” the California coast. We’ve hit Santa Barbara, in El Capitan and
My 99-Year Old Grandma Saved My Life
My Grandma Ellen turned 99 Today She was born in Wakeeny, Kansas, Trego County, July 2, 1913. We celebrated with wine and cake. I lay
If You’re Not Happy, Enough You Suck!
Is it just me or do you ever feel like you’re losing in the happiness race? Like if somehow you’re not in a perpetual state
Ultherapy Part 2 aka Countdown to my Ultherapy Before and After Photos
Ultherapy Before and After Photos to Come Soon! Okay, so here I am right before I had my Ultherapy treatment Monday before last. I’m aware
What I Know About Sex, Now That I’m In My 40s
The Huffington Post Women’s editor asked me to write this story, so she is entirely responsible for any lasting psychic trauma you may sustain after
My Face/Neck Lift Without a Knife: Ultherapy Part 1
Soon to come: My Ultherapy Before and After Photos! Hello Ladies and Gents who might feel bad about their necks and nasal-labial folds. I