The Last Ark of The Covenent
Tonight’s The Night, Baby
Last night was going to be The Night. I felt a lurking presence behind me as I Googled “Thesaurus” trying to find a better
Daring to Love
Here’s the problem with ice cream. You mean to eat it slowly so that your eating pleasure is in direct inverse proportion to ice
I’m a German Cleaner
I’m one quarter German This makes it hard for me to allow too much shmutz to gather in my home. I’m a German Cleaner
Of Trampolines and Yesterday
I took a bunch of kids trampolining today. I took this kid: And this kid: And my friend Diane and her Maisie and
I’m Co-Dependent with Octomom
I’m worried about Octomom She has fourteen kids and eight of them are two! Yesterday I threw my daughter’s tights at her when she
The Kayak Trip to Hell and Starbucks
Why do OLDER PARENTS think they can do a lot of stuff? Meaning me and Henry. Because we decided to take the girls down
Kids On Vacation
A Colleary Christmas – 2009 Cast of Characters: S – Shannon (44): Fairly well-preserved wife/mother/writer/controversial AYSO soccer referee and pseudo intellectual. Prone to occasional bouts
Did Gwyneth Paltrow Steal My Life?
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and I took the one MOST traveled by … 1991 New Haven, Connecticut. The reputable Longwharf Theater
Man Garage
A Love Relationship Gone Wrong When we first moved into our home, the garage was where we kept the car overnight. But as
Cougar Outbreak
Below You’ll Find Taylor (You’re welcome) I’m not going to objectify Taylor. He is a dear person who took my mom, my daughters and
I Might Be A Murderer
Not All Cowpokes Are Created Equal! “I might be a murderer, a pedophile, a miscreant! How do you know your bones ain’t gonna be
I am Hubbell
Do you remember that scene in The Way We Were? It’s the one where Barbra Streisand calls Hubbell because they’re broken up and even though