The Last Ark of The Covenent
A (Video) That Proves There’s More Than One Ideal Body Type
What if this weight is perfect for me at age 49? What if I didn’t spend the day feeling like my body wasn’t behaving as perfectly as I’d like it to be? …
The Worst Happens, I Fail
The year is 1991. I’ve been senior class president, most popular girl and Homecoming queen in high school. It is obvious I am destined for greatness …
IPL Before and After Pictures
I feel it’s my responsibility to try out all dermatological anti-aging procedures before you do, in case they are disastrous.
A Plea to the Overachieving Mothers!
I’m a terrible mother! For all I know the drama kid’s really staying at school till four playing craps against the side of the handball court with a coupla middle schoolers named Vinnie and Jett …
Caught In The Act and Traumatized!
Midnight. Exhausted as we were, we were not going down (so to speak) without a fight. We’d just begun certain preliminary gestures toward one another. Clothes were shucked …
The One Thing Needed to Leave an Abusive Relationship
One of my rock bottoms was discovering my boyfriend romancing another woman at 2 a.m. in his apartment …
Slippery When Wet!
I remember the moment as if it were yesterday. I’d gone into my college boyfriend’s parents’ bedroom in search of Kleenex when I noticed something on their night table that embarrassed me …
Are You in a CoDependent Relationship? 7 Questions.
1. You are unable to find satisfaction in your life outside of a specific person.
5 Reasons to Stop Seeing the Asshat as a Human Being
If you see an Asshat as a human being you’ll begin to miss the specific things you love about him, instead of focusing on the overall crappy way he makes you feel.
The Colleary Family Christmas Letter
Nobody contracted ebola, nobody was kidnapped by the FARC in Colombia, nobody gambled away the nest egg, nobody became a horcrux for part of Charlie Sheen’s soul.
Device Addiction
Each bite does not touch my lips before it’s fingerprinted, patted-down and cavity-searched on that hellish Fitness Pal app.
Do These Panties Make me Look Fat?
The Granny panties. You know the ones, tall and white and slippery and just tight enough to give almost any ass the appearance of a broad pancake.
