The Last Ark of The Covenent
Happy Father’s Day: An Image Is Worth a Thousand Words
This is what makes a father great: To my own dear dad on Father’s Day…
My Ultherapy Before and After Photos to Come!
Like Nora Ephron I feel bad about my neck. By referencing Nora Ephron, an accomplished filmmaker and novelist, I’m trying to suggest that even really
What’s Tearing My Relationship With My Daughters Apart
It’s 2:45 on Friday. I arrive at their elementary school to pick my daughters up from 4th and 2nd grade. They approach, sluggishly, pinched faces,
I’m A Benign Racist, But I Don’t Want My Kids To Be
We’re going to send our daughters to the public middle school. Don’t hold me to it. In a fit of helicoptering white-flight panic we might
4 Sure Signs You’re in Peri menopause
Here is how I know I’m in peri menopause: 1. I’m Smoking Hot. Not in the good way. I’ll be minding my own business hanging
Abstinence Got Me Pregnant
“Are there any side effects to going off the pill,” I asked Dr. Frankenweiller, my ob-gyn. “Yes,” he replied, “Pregnancy.” And he was right. One
11 Wedding Anniversaries In Photos
More Than a Decade of Marriage! Sunday Henry and I celebrated eleven years of marriage by gorging on red meat and tippling mescal while I
The Zen of Having Your Car Stolen
There has been some fuckery afoot. Henry walked outside yesterday to get into our 10-year old Toyota Highlander only to wonder, “Dude, where’s my car?”
May 23rd is National Vixen Day
I’ve caved in and am reading the Fifty Shades of Grey series. Henry has had to start taking vitamins to keep up with me.
Fifty Shades of Wife Dominatrix
“I want you to dominate me!” I announce to Henry. “Wha…?” Henry’s asleep. It’s midnight on Sunday. I’ve flipped on the light switch. He blinks
In Defense of my Friend Jamie Lynne Grumet: Time’s breastfeeding cover girl
The Controversy Surrounding Extended Breast Feeding Several years ago, during an interview with a homeopathic doctor for an ailment of mine, she mentioned she still
Should Women Be Transparent About Plastic Surgery?
There’s a great new article in May’s O Magazine called: How Old Do I Look? It features 4 women from age 42 to 81 and