The Last Ark of The Covenent
An Old Flame aka When I was the Asshat
I watched as he peered about looking for me and I saw the familiar conscientious expression on his face. Worried he was a little too late. And I realized in that moment that I still loved him.
What I Wish I’d Known Before My Wedding! (Photos)
I managed to convince Henry to marry me on May 27th, 2001. It only took me five years to get him to do it.
I Both Want, And Don’t Want To Be A Working Mom
I need to get a job because we need the cash flow. My girls are eight and ten, and I’ve had freelance writing jobs
What I Know About Sisters, Now That I’m In My 40s
Here’s What I Know About Sisters in my 47th Year: The Truth will set you free. I’ve been jealous of my younger sister,
I’ve Met The Perfect 10
I met my perfect 10 on June 3rd, 2002 at approximately 3:33 p.m. My perfect “10” has long legs, cornflower blue eyes, thick, golden
Should Marriage and Pornography Get In Bed Together?
All people in this post are amalgams of people I know, so if you think this is about you … it probably is. My dear
5 Things to Do in San Francisco
My mom lived in the bay area from the time I was 9 until I was 29. Here’s what I’ve done there: Poured a
Do You Always Think You Should Be Somewhere Else?
We’re on our family summer trip where we better MAKE MEMORIES, dammit! We’re “doing” the California coast. We’ve hit Santa Barbara, in El Capitan
My 99-Year Old Grandma Saved My Life
My Grandma Ellen turned 99 Today She was born in Wakeeny, Kansas, Trego County, July 2, 1913. We celebrated with cake … a wine!
If You’re Not Happy, Enough You Suck!
Is it just me or do you ever feel like you’re losing in the happiness race? Like if somehow you’re not in a perpetual
Ultherapy Part 2 aka Countdown to my Ultherapy Before and After Photos
Ultherapy Before and After Photos to Come Soon! Okay, so here I am right before I had my Ultherapy treatment Monday before last. I’m
What I Know About Sex, Now That I’m In My 40s
The Huffington Post Women’s editor asked me to write this story, so she is entirely responsible for any lasting psychic trauma you may sustain after
