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Three Bodies: Identical Twins Heal Body Issues Through Fine Art Nudes

“Sometimes I feel like Peter Pan. But not because I don’t want to grow up. I’m like Peter Pan in that I’m chasing my shadow, only my shadow is my body.” – Lisanne Sartor

Heaven = An Eppa Sangria Fete on the Rooftop of LA’s Petite Ermitage Hotel on a Balmy Fall Night

I’m not really at liberty to discuss what happened beyond this point except to say that I awoke the next morning in my own bed with all of my bodily hair waxed off and pregnant with twins.

Women Look in an Interactive Mirror and get a Massive Surprise!

When these women look into an interactive mirror, they are not expecting what is about to happen. I am weeping

Three Bodies: Identical Twins Heal Body Issues Through Fine Art Nudes

“Sometimes I feel like Peter Pan. But not because I don’t want to grow up. I’m like Peter Pan in that I’m chasing my shadow, only my shadow is my body.” – Lisanne Sartor

Women Look in an Interactive Mirror and get a Massive Surprise!

When these women look into an interactive mirror, they are not expecting what is about to happen. I am weeping

I’ve Managed to get Nude Again on HuffPo Live!

Oh! Oh! Look at me, look at me, look at me! Done? Good. The Love Your Body Now Project is

Bedroom

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The Surprising Thing that Happened when I had Drinks with this Looker

On top of his seemingly ageless good looks, he’s smart, caustically funny and has won an Emmy for a news story about a goat. Throw in my zaftig insouciance and we should be An Affair To Remember.

How Sex With a Pirate Ruined me Forever!

My first lover was Brandon Birmingham, captain of The Audacious, a merchant ship set for the Orient.
He’d mistaken me for a prostitute and had his way with me before he knew the truth…

Empty Nest = Lame Sex?

It was still summer and the cock blockers were gone. I’d driven them at breakneck speed up to my mom’s in Santa Barbara. It was the first time they’d be away from home and we could have sex in every room of the house.

Bye-Asshats

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5 Reasons He’s an Asshat, 7 Reasons You’re in Denial

Are you an Asshat? Because I can fix you. If you’re a car, then I’m a mechanic. If you’re a computer, then I’m the Geek Squad. If you’re a porn star, then I’m the fluffer.

Do You Worry the Asshat Will Perish Without You?

Suddenly we put on our white hat, brandish our battle saber and charge in on our noble steed to rescue the Asshats them from their very own Asshattery, abandoning ourselves in the process!

What the Asshats Say to Make You Stay!

In making me feel smaller, The Greek God ensured that I’d never leave because, considering all of my flaws, I believed I was lucky to get him and should just put up with the times he treated me poorly.

Banishing the “Wicked” in Stepmother

She had platinum blond hair worn in an Aqua-Net bouffant, thick black eyeliner and a figure Jayne Mansfield would’ve killed for. At night she peeled her false eyelashes off like she was undressing her face.

10 Things NOT to do on Your Child’s School Field Trip

When the Bossy Docent yells at a child for pulling a pine cone off a tree, yelling, “Leave this land exactly as you found it,” do not whisper to your child’s teacher, “I can just imagine her in bed, ‘leave my vagina just as you found it; parched, spiny and uninhabitable.'”

Do You Press-Gang Your Kids?

“Well, I know you haven’t brushed your teeth yet. Please go do that.” He looks at me horrified. That’s not why he came to see me. He wanted retribution not a chore. That’s what I do to my children. Ultimately I seem to turn every interaction into a nag.

Debuting Mary Kay’s Flirty Festive Look and Win $100 Gift Card!

Margaret, the holiday season is upon us. This is the time to counter-intuitively stop eating duck confit with fig marmalade

What Makes You Feel Desirable?

Yesterday I had lunch with my mom at my favorite local haunt, John O’ Groats. Best Huevos Rancheros anywhere! I

Uncommon Goods are so Good! Win a 50$ Gift Certificate!

I queried one of my favorite sites, Uncommon Goods (who rival Air Mall when it comes to unique, cool goodies), to

Babylon

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One of the Many Reasons to Swoon Over Jimmy Fallon. Oh, and Brad Pitt too.

Brad Pitt Jimmy Fallon break dancing. Me laughing uncontrollably. Tween daughters thinking we are all lame. Dog eating his own poo.

Girl on the Edge; a Powerful film about Healing from Date Rape

I realize that our daighters are coming of age in a time where date rape is not only still a threat but there is also the possibility of the crime being documented and disseminated on social media.

My Sexcapades at Cannes

It is our driver, Jean-Christophe, who has caught my eye. He’s an older man of twenty-three and alluringly poker-faced. His eyes are a cerulean blue, his hair a tangle of black curls one could twist one’s fingers into.

Bushwhacking

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How to Have a Threesome in Vietnam!

The room was dark and quiet and I could hear the familiar sound of sleeping bodies around me. But there was another noise as well. In the bunk above me. Oh God, please no. The wet fluid sound of movement.

Utah is Dry no More and Jack Nicholson Might Show up in my Hotel Room

All I really seem to crave right now is some warm milk and a Thai caning. Neither of which I am capable of purloining in The Peery Hotel aka The Overlook Hotel in The Shining. I may not survive the night.

Au Revoir Paris, Time to Get Organized for 2014. I Could Use Some Help!

Leaving Paris to go home and: 1. Set up mammogram. 2. Set up doctor appointment to remove child’s warts. 3. Figure out Obama Care. 4. Pick up cats from kennel 5. Mainline crack.

Monday Paralysis in Cougar Town

I woke up this morning utterly paralyzed by all of the things I need to do or think I need

Patio For Women: Cool New App that Saves Men’s Lives

The other night I was lying in bed with Henry feeling a bit forlorn because I didn’t feel as close

Not All Feminists Want to Wear Mens’ Penises on a Chain Around Their Neck

One of my favorite bloggers, Michelle Combs, posits this question: what is a feminist? My dear Henry might say “a

Buy/Bites

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Heaven = An Eppa Sangria Fete on the Rooftop of LA’s Petite Ermitage Hotel on a Balmy Fall Night

I’m not really at liberty to discuss what happened beyond this point except to say that I awoke the next morning in my own bed with all of my bodily hair waxed off and pregnant with twins.

How to Escape the Zombie Apocalypse During Fashion Friday @ Bungalow 20

Kim and Ilyse of Bungalow 20 received a new shipment and being the the Shopping Savant that I am I

Thanksgiving Fig and Basalmic-glazed LAMB!

One of my favorite memories growing up were the nights my mom cooked rack of lamb and we watched Night