Benefits of Midlife Sex
“We’ve both gained a life ring around our middles; Eric’s lost his gorgeous hair and I’ve discovered hair in my nose …
Category: Married Sex
The #1 Killer of Married Sex
“You can’t just run off to Sri Lanka, spending your days filming a documentary on the knitwear sweat factories while visiting opium dens in the evening.”
Blown Sideways: The Day I Left Jack Kerouac
“I’d also leave my aged Beauty Rest mattress. A forensics team would find remnants of the married actor who showed up to rehearse a scene from “Two For the See-Saw” going commando under his sweats …
You’re Never Too Old to Learn New Sex Tricks
“Henry and I had been married for 10 years when I made him meet me for a blind date …
How to be Handy in Bed (NSFW!)
“I figured, despite a mild case of carpel tunnel, that my hands could pinch-hit for my euphemistically titled Downtown Dining and Entertainment District.”
How to Seduce Your Wife
“What could my Mother’s Day gift be? A Spanx trousseau which would make me feel like a slatternly bovine, and render me affronted, so I could lambast my husband with the misplaced anger I feel about everything else in my life.
Night Three: 101 Nights of Great Sex
My breasts were really quite put out. I’d already extorted six months of breast-feeding out of them back in 2005 …
What Women Like In Bed
“A woman demanding (however subtly) to be dominated and controlled can have all this.” …
2 Secret Things Women Want in Bed
As one woman put it: “I am tired of being that precious lady in the bedroom. I’m tired of ‘making love’ and doing things gently all the time.
Caught In The Act and Traumatized!
Midnight. Exhausted as we were, we were not going down (so to speak) without a fight. We’d just begun certain preliminary gestures toward one another. Clothes were shucked …
Slippery When Wet!
I remember the moment as if it were yesterday. I’d gone into my college boyfriend’s parents’ bedroom in search of Kleenex when I noticed something on their night table that embarrassed me …
How Sex With a Pirate Ruined me Forever!
My first lover was Brandon Birmingham, captain of The Audacious, a merchant ship set for the Orient.
He’d mistaken me for a prostitute and had his way with me before he knew the truth…
Empty Nest = Lame Sex?
It was still summer and the cock blockers were gone. I’d driven them at breakneck speed up to my mom’s in Santa Barbara. It was the first time they’d be away from home and we could have sex in every room of the house.
How Married Sex Changed When I Cheated Death
Look at That Handsome Face I’m not sure what moon my cycle is in, or which lunar orbit is pivoting across the satellite of my
Risky Sex = Hot Sex!
Have you ever had sex in a shark tank? Well you should! A recent article on Health.com touted, “Getting Risky” as one of the best
How to Have Good Sex
Hint: Banish all Mice It was 10 o’clock p.m. on a Friday night. The kids were actually asleep. Theoretically, Henry and I could’ve been rocking
8 Signs my Husband Needs Sex
It was time. I could tell it was time because Henry — who usually traverses the house with the stealth of a Native American tracking
How to Have Good Sex: 5 Benefits of Afternoon Delight
MY RACY ADVICE ABOUT HOW TO HAVE GOOD SEX! It might’ve been a week ago, but I suspect it’s longer. It’s definitely happened since Valentine’s
How Much Sex is Normal?
Dear Abby had her hands full with this query: Dear Abby: I have been married to a wonderful man for 30 years. Our marriage may
Why I Couldn’t Resist Him
Marriage advice from a Wife Dominatrix: Last weekend I wanted to eat my husband alive. His eyes were more cerulean than a ‘Sconset sky on
How TV Sex Sets Us Up To Fail In Bed
I just discovered Scandal on Netflix. Yes. I know. I’m coming (pun intended) to the Oliva Pope/President Fitzgerald party waaaaaay late. But I’ve come to
4 Reasons Your Husband Doesn’t Want Sex
There’s a great article by Laurie Watson, MA in Psychology Today citing 4 reasons your husband does not want sex that have nothing to do
I Want Him To Dominate Me In Bed!
In bed I’m soft. Demure. Enticing as Brigitte Bardot in And God Created Woman, with doe-like come-hither glances and marzipan hair. I’m as tremulous as
The Embarrassing Thing That Happened During Athletic Lovemaking
Marital Silliness The other night I stopped Henry in the midst of our mating ritual. “What are you doing?” I asked. “I’m kissing you,” he
