How to Leave an Abusive Relationship Using 11 Actionable Tasks!
Addiction to a person is no different than addiction to a substance. All of the same symptoms can take hold …
Category: Love & Sex
When You’re Addicted to a Person, Embrace THIS to Break Free!
What Follows Is a Counter-Intuitive Approach to Stop Being Addicted to a Person Who Makes You Miserable I used to get miffed when “nice
In Love, You Might Not Always Get What You Want
But Here’s a Quick Hack to Get What You Need … When we’re in “LOVE” with someone who consistently breaks our hearts and we
Are You Having Sex for the Right Reasons?
Ladies, I recently read Amy Schumer’s hilarious memoir, The Girl With the Lower Back Tattoo, which made me realize that when it comes to bad relationships
How One Dream Changed My Life Forever
Excerpt: “Touching her is the worst part. She’s still warm. Her limp body is a rebuke as I press it to my chest, trying to comfort and revive her. A bottle of milk appears. I try to feed the kitten as my heart beats frantically in time with the words in my head, please don’t die, please don’t die, please don’t die.” Keep reading
Benefits of Midlife Sex
“We’ve both gained a life ring around our middles; Eric’s lost his gorgeous hair and I’ve discovered hair in my nose …
The #1 Killer of Married Sex
“You can’t just run off to Sri Lanka, spending your days filming a documentary on the knitwear sweat factories while visiting opium dens in the evening.”
Blown Sideways: The Day I Left Jack Kerouac
“I’d also leave my aged Beauty Rest mattress. A forensics team would find remnants of the married actor who showed up to rehearse a scene from “Two For the See-Saw” going commando under his sweats …
“I See You’ve Made a New Friend”
These are the things I remember about the Gone Boy. Hazel eyes. Slippery black hair. Fluidity of motion. Chipped front teeth. Velvety skin. A goofy laugh. A whipsmart brain …
How to Seduce Your Wife
“What could my Mother’s Day gift be? A Spanx trousseau which would make me feel like a slatternly bovine, and render me affronted, so I could lambast my husband with the misplaced anger I feel about everything else in my life.
Night Three: 101 Nights of Great Sex
My breasts were really quite put out. I’d already extorted six months of breast-feeding out of them back in 2005 …
I Was Used by a Catfish!
What if there are hundreds of wealthy sugar daddies dying to throw their money at me so I can finally get front row tickets to RiverDance and they’ll pay anything for Michael Flatley to come out of retirement just for me?
The Man With No Feet
This cannot be happening. Last week you fight off a happy ending massage and this week you’re going to be the victim of a foot-ectomy by a footless magazine salesman …
Tales From an Inadvertent Matchmaker
One night at the Peninsula I noted two gentlemen eyeing Glenna and me from a neighboring table.
When Your New Date Tries to Move in the 1st Week! Yikes, Love Addiction!
Here’s my first “Ask Shannon” video! Perfect when your new love interest wants to move in after one week! Uh oh! Could be he’s a
How Do Sex and Nascar Racing Add up to a Healthy Marriage?
If I were to think of our sex life as a Nascar Race, then there are some months that we go around the track quite a bit …
One Task: How to Build Self-Esteem
Back in my Asshat days, I was incredibly annoying. And I wasn’t even the Asshat.
The One Thing Needed to Leave an Abusive Relationship
One of my rock bottoms was discovering my boyfriend romancing another woman at 2 a.m. in his apartment …
Are You in a CoDependent Relationship? 7 Questions.
1. You are unable to find satisfaction in your life outside of a specific person.
5 Reasons to Stop Seeing the Asshat as a Human Being
If you see an Asshat as a human being you’ll begin to miss the specific things you love about him, instead of focusing on the overall crappy way he makes you feel.
How to get out of an Abusive Relationship
He wouldn’t talk to me or even look at me, all he did was play pool.
5 Reasons Using Sex to Audition for Wife Won’t Work
Here’s why using sex to audition for wife will fail every time …
Stop Psychoanalyzing the Abuser, 5 Reasons You Can’t Change Him.
Are you an Asshat? Because I can fix you. If you’re a car, then I’m a mechanic. If you’re a computer, then I’m the Geek Squad. If you’re a porn star, then I’m the fluffer.
How Sex With a Pirate Ruined me Forever!
My first lover was Brandon Birmingham, captain of The Audacious, a merchant ship set for the Orient.
He’d mistaken me for a prostitute and had his way with me before he knew the truth…
