Do You Really Know Your Kids? Because I’m Clueless.
Just when you try to pigeonhole your kids, they change. This is Bridget (7): If tortured on a bed of red-hot nails I might encapsulate
Just when you try to pigeonhole your kids, they change. This is Bridget (7): If tortured on a bed of red-hot nails I might encapsulate
I’m obsessed with Gavin DeGraw. I had no idea who Gavin DeGraw was until he got beaten up in New York and my morbid curiosity
September 16th, 2011 At 9 a.m. my stepfather Guido (yes, Guido, will all the ardor for life that implies) passed away due to the repercussions
Henry (not his real name, his real name’s … Britannicus Maximus) — — drove up to Santa Barbara from our home in L.A. today to
My eighteen month-old toddler Clare prefers her daddy more than me. There it is. In black-and-white for all to see. A public indictment of my
Here are the cretinous techno-monsters! They’re still here. In their bedrooms. In their pajamas. Beds unmade. Toys strewn. They’re bored. They’re addicted to technology. Their eyes glaze over, their
My grade schoolers now know this: “If you illegally sell marijuana the cops’ll bust you and throw you in the slammer where they’ll make you
One of my daughters wakes up crying and goes to sleep crying. My other daughter wakes up happy and goes to sleep happy. According to
Last night was going to be The Night. I felt a lurking presence behind me as I Googled “Thesaurus” trying to find a better word
Here’s the problem with ice cream. You mean to eat it slowly so that your eating pleasure is in direct inverse proportion to ice cream’s
Hawaii Big Island “Show me the way to go home, I’m tired and I wanna go to bed. Had me a drink about an hour
We saw Saturn with the rings and everything. It was little and white and … well, it could have been just a stencil laminated onto
“If we’re lucky we might get to see The Bull!” Uncle Robbie says. When he says this Clare and I are standing in a field
Our plane landed in Kailua-Kona, Hawaii at 8:02 p.m. last night. Once again we had cheated death. Mid-Pacific I thought I saw a gnome cutting
(You see sweet, beautiful faces. I see Jenga blocks and light sabers running amuck!) I’m one quarter German. This makes it hard for me to
I took a bunch of kids trampolining today. I took this kid: (My oldest and her daddy long legs.) And this kid: (My youngest
I’m worried about Octomom. Fourteen kids. Eight of them are 2. Yesterday I threw my daughter’s tights at her when she STILL hadn’t gotten dressed after
The problem with being a mom in L.A. is that we’re celebrity magnets. Stars — who spend their lives jetting to location on the Seychelles
Why do OLD PARENTS think they can do a lot of stuff? Meaning me and Henry. Because we decided to take the girls down to
A Colleary Christmas – 2009 Cast of Characters: S – Shannon (44): Fairly well-preserved wife/mother/writer/controversial AYSO soccer referee and pseudo intellectual. Prone to occasional bouts of grandiosity.
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and I took the one MOST traveled by … 1991 New Haven, Connecticut. The reputable Longwharf Theater and
A Love Relationship Gone Wrong When we first moved into our home, the garage was where we kept the car overnight. But as the years
Below You’ll Find Taylor I am not going to objectify Taylor. He is a dear person who took my mom, my daughters and I for
Not All Cowpokes Are Created Equal! “I might be a murderer, a pedophile, a miscreant! How do you know your bones ain’t gonna be picked
(My third child, Winston. He has nothing to do with turning 46, but I love him. My milk came in when I held him.) Today
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