Which is Better? “Normal Barbie” or “Real-Life Barbie?”
Barbie’s gotten a lot of flack over the last decade for having body proportions that are anatomically impossible. Her Highness of Vapidity has even been
Category: Body & Soul
The Love Your Body Now Project (2)
Healing Body Image Issues Through Fine Art Nudes (Ruby) I’ve begun the “Love Your Body Now” project with photographer, Beth Sanders. We’ve recently added a
Petitioning Yves Saint Laurent, to Stop Using Images of Painfully Thin Models
I was sitting in my office (the bathroom) flipping through the latest Vanity Fair. I was annoyed that Julia Roberts was on the cover
The Love Your Body Now Project
Healing Body Image Issues Through Fine Art Nudes (Beth) Hello Beauties — I’m very excited to announce that photographer Beth Sanders, body coach Marlene Zaleznick and I
Feeling Blue On Valentine’s Day
Today is a blue day for no particular reason. My children are thriving. My marriage is solid. We have money in the bank and
They Found A Lump In My Breast
It’s the moment every woman dreads. You’re lying flat on your back, your feet in stirrups and a doctor lady with cold fingers kneads
Are You Spectatoring During Sex??
My first lover was a USC football player with 0% body fat. He looked like this: You’d think we would have had hot sex.
I Have A Compulsion … I Want To Stop!
This compulsion I have has a profound affect on my happiness … I’m a habitual Tryer. I spend a lot of my time trying.
When You Know You’re An Addict
My doctor won’t prescribe me any more Ambien. She says I could wake up wearing nothing but a smile while driving my car the wrong
May: The Month to Do The Things That Scare You
These are the things I’ve done recently that made me want to vomit while pooping water. (Yes. You can take that line and use
What Is Your Hair Identity?
I was going to write about the three main reasons America failed in Iraq: 1. We disbanded the Iraqi army leaving a bunch of
If You’re Not Happy, Enough You Suck!
Is it just me or do you ever feel like you’re losing in the happiness race? Like if somehow you’re not in a perpetual
The Zen of Having Your Car Stolen
There has been some fuckery afoot. Henry walked outside yesterday to get into our 10-year old Toyota Highlander only to wonder, “Dude, where’s my car?” It
What To Do When You Feel Like a Loser!
I frequently think I’m a sluggard. I mean what am I doing with my life? Am I doing enough? Shouldn’t I be more intelligent,
Walk the Walk, Naked Lady! (Be Warned – Fine Art Nudes)
This story was featured on THE TODAY SHOW. I posted fine art nudes I took twenty years ago for an article called “Am I
Am I Really Fat? Combatting Body Dysmorphia with Fine Art Nudes
(Disclaimer. Some of you will read this blog and think, “Why doesn’t that skinny bitch shut the f-up?” In Los Angeles I’m not thin. But
Writing For Idiots!
There you are, you Empty Page I face you now, typing fingers drawn, ready to scribble you into the oblivion from whence you came.
I Will Eat Myself Thinner!
This is what I’ve noticed about trying to lose weight. I eat more. Here’s how it goes: I eat a brownie. I’m mad at
The Great White Huntress
Shopping Addiction To prepare for hunting season, first take note of where you’ve observed the Halteveres Gladiator Sandals or the Spectrum Caftan Dress
How Demand TV Ruined My Life
I’m about to make glassy-eyed love to my Demand TV. The girls are in bed after I read the illuminating Captain Underpants to them,
