“What could my Mother’s Day gift be? A Spanx trousseau which would make me feel like a slatternly bovine, and render me affronted, so I could lambast my husband with the misplaced anger I feel about everything else in my life.
My breasts were really quite put out. I’d already extorted six months of breast-feeding out of them back in 2005 …
If I were to think of our sex life as a Nascar Race, then there are some months that we go around the track quite a bit …
Marriage advice from a Wife Dominatrix: Last weekend I wanted to eat my husband alive. His eyes were more cerulean than a ‘Sconset sky on a bike-ride
In bed, I’m soft. Demure. Enticing as Brigitte Bardot in And God Created Woman, with doe-like come-hither glances and marzipan hair. I’m as tremulous as
“Henry. Henry, wake up! We have to consummate our marriage.” “No, we don’t!” “Yes, we do. Now come on.” “I can’t.” “If the musicians
I met my friend Mistress Justine for lunch on Friday. That’s not her real name, but it should be. She and her husband, Raoul (also a
In honor of my little brother turning 40 today I’m reposting his love/life philosophies. The gift that keeps on giving. I love you, sweetheart!
Friday night our daughters Bridget and Clare both had Sleepovers Elsewhere They were gone by 5:30 p.m. and were not to return until the
All people in this post are amalgams of people I know, so if you think this is about you … it probably is. My dear
“I’ve looked on many women with lust. I’ve committed adultery in my heart many times. God knows I will do this and forgives me.” —
Last night was going to be The Night. I felt a lurking presence behind me as I Googled “Thesaurus” trying to find a better
Sarah and Simon had been married ten years. They had two children, Octavia and Penelope, ages two and four. Their angels and their
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