Not All Feminists Want to Wear Mens’ Penises on a Chain Around Their Neck

what is a feministOne of my favorite bloggers, Michelle Combs, posits this question:

What is a Feminist?

My dear Henry might say, “a terrifying wife dominatrix who chases me around the house brandishing handcuffs and benwa balls.”

But I prefer to align myself with Ms. Combs who writes:

“Feminism isn’t about dehumanizing men.

“I love men. I have sons and I personally think they are some of the greatest humans to have ever been born in all the history that ever was and all there ever will be.

“Being a feminist doesn’t mean that I mistrust men or that I reject men or that I want to take anything away from men.

“Gender equality. That’s it. Feminism doesn’t equal misandry.

“Are there feminists who hate men? I’m sure there are.

“There are also hair dressers and surgeons and teachers and engineers and driving instructors and accountants who hate men.

“The way those people feel has no bearing on what feminism means.

“Gender equality.

“I watched a TED talk a couple months ago. I don’t remember the woman’s name, but I do remember what she talked about.

“Heart disease. Heart disease is the leading cause of death for women. It wasn’t until the 1990s that clinical tests were required to include women when testing medical solutions.

“THE 1990s!

“Men Are From Mars and Women Are From Venus and apparently, Martians and Venusians require DIFFERENT TREATMENT FOR HEART DISEASE.

“We women can tell stories all goddamn day long about how we’ve been mistreated. I could tell you one from today.

“But I don’t know how much telling those stories will mean until we can get a goddamn grip on the word feminist.

“I can speak out when I hear someone demonizing the word feminism, but it’s going to take bigger voices than mine to make a difference.

“The Bloggess just posted about the #WomenAgainstFeminism hashtag. It’s a wonderful, thoughtful post that includes Sharknado and Bees.

“It should be required reading.

“I didn’t really know too much about the whole ‘woman against feminism’ thing other than seeing a few pictures of young women holding cards that said stuff on them that have nothing to do with feminism.

“Then I went on twitter and started reading the #WomenAgainstFeminism hashtag.

“Why do I do this? Am I a masochist?

“Please hold off answering for a moment. I didn’t just read the tweets. I tweeted that hashtag, more than once.

“Okay, now answer … am I a masochist? Because, I obviously wanted to get annoyed.

“Apparently, there is a mug that has ‘Male Tears’ written on it and some t-shirts that tout misandry.

“The few people who took me to task over suggesting feminism has been demonized and that it’s just basically about gender equality, lost their shit over the coffee mugs.

“It’s NOT just about gender equality. WE HAVE MUGS! We PROUDLY WEAR OUR MISANDRY T-SHIRTS!

“I had seen neither until a few moments ago when I looked them up.

“I take a rather strong stance against misogyny. I don’t like it. I’m going to go ahead and take the same stance against misandry.

“Remember those boys I talked about? I would hate for them to be discounted or abused or treated unfairly just because they have a penis.

“Seriously? We can get derailed by COFFEE MUGS? FUCKING COFFEE MUGS?

“I don’t have a male tears mug but if I did, I would use it to threaten my husband and my sons and tell them that I would torture them until my mug was filled with actual male tears.

“They would laugh at me and I’d put my mug away. Probably between my ‘World’s Best Boss’ mug and the mug that says ‘Someone went to Gatlinburg and all I got was this mug.’

“They are just mugs. Something you drink out of.

“Wonder where they are made? Like do the manufacturer of these mugs and t-shirts pay both genders equally?

“Because that is pretty much all the matters when it comes to the mugs and the t-shirts.

“Women wearing or using these items are not taking anything away from men.

“Are they obnoxious? I personally, wouldn’t wear an ‘I heart misandry’ shirt because I don’t. I don’t like those shirts any more than the hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of misogynistic images I have seen since childhood.

“Remember when having a van was the best thing ever? And it wasn’t complete without the ‘Grass, Gas or Ass – nobody rides for free’ bumper sticker.

“I was going to, at this point, start researching the misogynistic slogans I’ve been reading for decades and decided that I’d rather just sleep tonight.

“Maybe I’m not a masochist after all.

“We can still love men as feminists. We can be all girly and shit and be feminists. We can shave our legs and dye our hair and spend too much money on anti-aging products.

“We can love the crap out of the color pink and wear stiletto heels. Well, I can’t wear stiletto heels anymore, that ship has sailed, all while being a feminist.

“Let’s not be afraid of calling ourselves feminists. I know there is a backlash and people seem to be backing away from the word, but let’s try to combat that, shall we?

“A simple ‘I am a feminist’ will do.

michelle Combs guest subMichelle Poston Combs is a blogger who lives in the Midwest with her husband and her youngest son. She is at the precipice of learning to live with an empty nest which she finds both terrifying and exhilarating.

Her blog, Rubber Shoes In Hell, is where she writes about topics ranging from awkward conversations with strangers to learning how to overcome being an adult child of a narcissist.

She programs computers to pay the bills and counters this soul sucking endeavor by writing her observations on life, menopause, anxiety and whether or not she is truly on her way to losing her mind.

18 thoughts on “Not All Feminists Want to Wear Mens’ Penises on a Chain Around Their Neck”

  1. My problems never been hating men, it’s always been liking them to much! I grew up with 4 brothers, I married 2, gave birth to 1 and have/willhave 3 grandsons. I believe we’re all equal but so do they.

  2. Michelle, you are a woman after my feminist man-hating, male tears sipping heart. Seriously, Rush Limbaugh (and others who’s names I don’t remember)ruined this word decades ago. I’m sick of these people who don’t understand the simple basic meaning. Especially the women! Really? You’re a woman and you aren’t a feminist? THAT is masochistic!

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