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101 Nights of Great Sex! The App is Here!

Excerpt: “My name is Laura Corn and I make my living selling sex tricks. With the end of my first marriage to a man who said I was “the worst lay he ever had” I made it my mission to become smoking hot in the sack. ALONG with becoming the vixen I was always meant to be, I ended up creating 500 seductions in 9 best-selling books helping other couples have great sex.

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You’re Never Too Old to Learn New Sex Tricks: The Stranger Game

Excerpt: “Henry and I had been married for 10 years when I made him meet me for a blind date. I’d been nursing an inexplicable obsession with the singer Gavin DeGraw and felt I ought to refocus my energy on real-life sex before I ran off on Gavin’s tour bus to serve Lime Rickey’s in a rhinestone thong.” Keep Reading …

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The Mothership Has Landed. My Byline in October’s “O” Oprah Magazine

I have my first byline in “O” Oprah Magazine. I’m not at liberty to reprint my story here. I’m stuck in Oprah handcuffs for Time and all Eternity. And feel lucky that I am. But I’d be so happy if you’d pick up this month’s issue for a gander. Here’s a peek.

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Just One a Day is All You Get! aka Bossy Wives

10 Types of Women Men Won’t Marry: Miss “I Want To Change You”: This woman is lurking everywhere. She is the type of woman many men are the most leery of. (Of course, there are some men who love this woman because of their own insecurities.) She claims that she loves her guy just the way he is, but little by little, she chips away at just about everything about him. First, it’s his wardrobe, then it’s his taste in music. However, when she gets to his friends and his hobbies, she is usually kicked to the curb. (Keep Reading…)

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Night Three from 101 Nights of Great Sex: The Naked Lunch

Excerpt: “My breasts were really quite put out. I’d already extorted six months of breast-feeding out of them back in 2005 so they stood there, tapping their stilettos, demanding to know why in God’s name they had to go commando under a cooking apron with the words ‘In Dog Beers, I’ve Only Had One’ embossed on it.” Keep Reading …

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13 Things Men Wish Women Knew About Sex!

In a recent story on College Candy (because I’ve never matured past my beer-funneling, waking-up-in-a-strange-dorm-bunk-with-Robert-Downey-Junior-during-the-druggie-years college era) the men of the Dude’s List offer these wisdom gems to women everywhere. Here’s what they say: 1. Not Every Time Has To

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I Want You To Dominate Me In Bed!

In bed I’m soft. Demure. Enticing as Brigitte Bardot in And God Created Woman, with doe-like come-hither glances and marzipan hair. I’m as tremulous as the surface of tea in a cup perched on a plate balanced on a stick

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A Christmas Party Whereupon I Was Introduced To The “Ham Canyon”

Unbeknownst to me I’ve been needing a strong dose of Sexually Inappropriate Shock Therapy because I’ve been in a rut. Get up. Kids to school. Huck a common cold loogey out car window. Write about said loogey because readers want

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When Sex Is More Meaningful Than Having The Big O

“Henry. Henry, wake up! We have to have sex.” “No, we don’t!” “Yes, we do. Now come on.” “I can’t.” “If the musicians on The Titanic could play their violas and cellos ’til the ship went down you can wake

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Promiscuity Changed My Life

I want to share one of my Life-Changing Moments inspired by: THE MOMENT: Wild, Poignant, Life-Changing Stories from 125 Writers and Artists Famous & Obscure In my mid-20s I went through a promiscuous phase. It wasn’t quite Pamela Des Barres’ I’m

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