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5 Reasons You Have to Stop Seeing the Asshat as a Human Being

Webster’s Dictionary: Objectification — to treat (someone) as an object rather than as a person.

Objectification has become a bad word. Women are more than their breasts. Men are more than their abs. Children are more than performing seals. Cats are more than attractive home adornments (although cats don’t mind being objectified. They’re shallow like that).

But when it comes to your Asshat you must learn to objectify him (her, if you’re a man).

You are not objectifying his appearance, you are objectifying his behavior in abusive relationships. When he lies to, cheats on, disrespects, humiliates and manipulates you, you need to take those behaviors and put them inside a human-shaped object we can call the Asshat.

It can look like this:

how to get out of an abusive relationship

If you’re a man it can look like this:

how to get out of an abusive relationship

Here are the 5 Reasons you have to STOP seeing your Asshat as a Human Being:

1. If you see your Asshat as a human being you will feel empathy for him.

When you threaten to leave Asshats will apologize for their mind-f%#king behavior to keep a good thing going. They’re experts at formulating human-like tears on cue, which can trick you into feeling bad for them.

Your empathy, compassion and generosity are wasted on Asshats; they don’t have the same feelings for you, but they will take advantage of these wonderful character traits of yours to keep you hooked.

2. If you see an Asshat as a human being you’ll begin to miss the specific things you love about him, instead of focusing on the overall shitty way he makes you feel.

When I was dating Mr. Cruelly Handsome (my last Asshat) and he did something harmful to our relationship, I’d try to walk away. But then I’d start dwelling on all of the things that made him seem human and specifically himself.

I’d remember his father left the family when he was a little boy. I’d remember that he liked easy listening music on KWave. I’d remember that, as a fireman, he’d delivered a dozen babies. I’d remember how he made me feel in bed with his hands on my body.

And suddenly he was too specific to relegate to the inanimate “Asshat” tchotchke and I was back on the emotional roller coaster that was our relationship.

3. If you see the Asshat as a human being you might think he’s capable of change, the way other humans are capable of change.

 There might be a universe where an Asshat can change, but we must think of it as the Land Beyond Time that we can’t possibly get to without being eviscerated upon entry into it’s atmosphere, even if we were flying in the Millennium Falcon, piloted by Hans Solo (who might have also been an Asshat in the 70s).

Remember, it’s impossible to change another person, whether they’re an Asshat OR a human.

4. If you see the Asshat as human you will project upon him all of the feelings you’re feeling, because you will think he has feelings too. Which he doesn’t. At least not the ones you want him to have.

And I quote D.H. Lawrence, who was decidedly not an Asshat, but somehow prescient:

“The feelings I don’t have I don’t have.
The feeling I don’t have, I won’t say I have.
The feelings you say you have, you don’t have.
The feelings you would like us both to have, we neither of us have.
The feelings people ought to have, they never have.
If people say they’ve got feelings, you may be pretty sure they haven’t got them.
So if you want either of us to feel anything at all
You’d better abandon all ideas of feelings altogether.”

5. If you think of the Asshat as human after a break-up,  you might begin to backslide and start thinking about all of the ways your Asshat is specifically Tom or Edith or Raoul or Elizabetta.

Remember that your specificity, your who-ness far outweighs the Asshat’s in your life and in your personal growth and in your future happiness.

Turn all empathy, compassion and forgiveness toward yourself for having put up with an Asshat for such a very long and debilitating time.

Remember your generosity toward the Asshat is the hook on the end of their fishing line that will ultimately delay and possibly even destroy you. If not physically, then emotionally and spiritually.

Stop objectifying yourself. As the safe harbor for others. As the Mother Theresa of the Asshats. Think about your own specificity. Your childhood, your challenges, your positive attributes, all the things that make you, you. Walk away from the Asshat and toward yourself.

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