Does This Woman Look Trustworthy? (VIDEO)

Hello Ninjas —

 
I’m typing this while wearing nothing but stilettos and a smile … okay, I’m in my pajamas wearing reading glasses with oatmeal stains on my shirt. 

But I do have a cat ‘o nine tails whip an arm’s length away in case Keri Russell shows up with a 9mm, offs me and tries to pack me into a suitcase … okay, I have The Americans on in the background and have Cheetos an arm’s length away. They could kill Keri Russell if she ate too many of them over the course of about fifty years. So …

But there is some truly exciting stuff percolating around. My book, She Dated the Asshats, But Married the Good Guy is on sale in paperback AS OF TODAY HERE!  

In honor of the new book, I shot a supporting video: