Happy New Year 2014 From TWFKAB! (Photos)

We’re heading to Paris Tomorrow!

It sounds sexy, but I promise to vomit on the plane and have an affair with Gerard Depardieu who will give me the Clap, because I don’t want you to be jealous of me in the way that I’m jealous of that f-ing jet-setting Gwyneth Paltrow.

Hmm. What if Gerard and Gwynnie had an affair??

Gerard Depardieu

“Gwyneth? Are you mad? Absolument pas! I hate zee skinny bitches!”


“Gerard, you must clean the brie out of your neck before you touch my pristine lady bits!”

Wish me a safe flight and no cheese allergies. And my family wishes yours a safe yet adventuresome Happy New Year 2014. xo S

mom and me

Here I am with my second mom at my niece’s baptism yesterday. I was doubly blessed in the mom category.

Bradley Family 12-28-13

Here are almost all of the people I love best. My sister, brother, parents and their families. My niece Laina is in white. We came together for her baptism.

Kenny and Michael sockspic

What Henry and my brother-in-law wear to church.

Me and Ro close-uppic

Getting a real smile on camera from Clare is as rare as a rainbow-hued unicorn. But the kid can make me laugh.

Bridget’s freckles make me happy.

Henry's face when I tell him I want to get him alone later...

Henry’s face when I tell him I want to get him alone later…

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  1. Serena Belva
    Serena Belva 30 December, 2013, 11:56

    I’m jealous! Have a wonderful trip!

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  2. Anne @MidlifeBlvd
    Anne @MidlifeBlvd 30 December, 2013, 13:55

    I think Gwyneth would enjoy some Brie.

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  3. Jen Wenner
    Jen Wenner 31 December, 2013, 13:33

    That sounds like one hell of a way to bring in the New Year! Meanwhile, in Minnesota it’s a breezy -3. Our celebrations will be inside only. Enjoy Paris!

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  4. Melissa Henn
    Melissa Henn 31 December, 2013, 21:37

    Amazing. Have a super great trip! Bon Voyage!

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  5. joanne
    joanne 3 January, 2014, 10:16

    Eat some pain au chocolat for me! I envy you!
    Happy New Year!

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