Happy New Year 2014 From TWFKAB! (Photos)

We’re heading to Paris Tomorrow!

It sounds sexy, but I promise to vomit on the plane and have an affair with Gerard Depardieu who will give me the Clap, because I don’t want you to be jealous of me in the way that I’m jealous of that f-ing jet-setting Gwyneth Paltrow.

Hmm. What if Gerard and Gwynnie had an affair??

Gerard Depardieu
“Gwyneth? Are you mad? Absolument pas! I hate zee skinny bitches!”
Gwyneth
“Gerard, you must clean the brie out of your neck before you touch my pristine lady bits!”

Wish me a safe flight and no cheese allergies. And my family wishes yours a safe yet adventuresome Happy New Year 2014. xo S

mom and me
Here I am with my second mom at my niece’s baptism yesterday. I was doubly blessed in the mom category.
Bradley Family 12-28-13
Here are almost all of the people I love best. My sister, brother, parents and their families. My niece Laina is in white. We came together for her baptism.
Kenny and Michael sockspic
What Henry and my brother-in-law wear to church.
Me and Ro close-uppic
Getting a real smile on camera from Clare is as rare as a rainbow-hued unicorn. But the kid can make me laugh.
Bridget’s freckles make me happy.
Henry's face when I tell him I want to get him alone later...
Henry’s face when I tell him I want to get him alone later…

8 thoughts on “Happy New Year 2014 From TWFKAB! (Photos)”

  1. That sounds like one hell of a way to bring in the New Year! Meanwhile, in Minnesota it’s a breezy -3. Our celebrations will be inside only. Enjoy Paris!

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