The Last Ark of The Covenent
Daring to Love
Here’s the problem with ice cream. You mean to eat it slowly so that your eating pleasure is in direct inverse proportion to ice cream’s
Show Me The Way To Go Home
Hawaii Big Island “Show me the way to go home, I’m tired and I wanna go to bed. Had me a drink about an hour
We Saw Saturn!
We saw Saturn with the rings and everything. It was little and white and … well, it could have been just a stencil laminated onto
The Bull and The Beehives aka Hawaii Big Island
“If we’re lucky we might get to see The Bull!” Uncle Robbie says. When he says this Clare and I are standing in a field
Don’t Make Me Fly To Hawaii!!
Our plane landed in Kailua-Kona, Hawaii at 8:02 p.m. last night. Once again we had cheated death. Mid-Pacific I thought I saw a gnome cutting
I’m a German Cleaner
(You see sweet, beautiful faces. I see Jenga blocks and light sabers running amuck!) I’m one quarter German. This makes it hard for me to
Of Trampolines and Yesterday
I took a bunch of kids trampolining today. I took this kid: (My oldest and her daddy long legs.) And this kid: (My youngest
I’m Co-Dependent with Octomom
I’m worried about Octomom. Fourteen kids. Eight of them are 2. Yesterday I threw my daughter’s tights at her when she STILL hadn’t gotten dressed after
Celebrity Stalkers — BlogHer "Voice of the Year 2011" Honoree in the Humor Category!
The problem with being a mom in L.A. is that we’re celebrity magnets. Stars — who spend their lives jetting to location on the Seychelles
The Kayak Trip to Hell and Starbucks
Why do OLD PARENTS think they can do a lot of stuff? Meaning me and Henry. Because we decided to take the girls down to
Kids On Vacation
A Colleary Christmas – 2009 Cast of Characters: S – Shannon (44): Fairly well-preserved wife/mother/writer/controversial AYSO soccer referee and pseudo intellectual. Prone to occasional bouts of grandiosity.
Did Gwyneth Paltrow Steal My Life?
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and I took the one MOST traveled by … 1991 New Haven, Connecticut. The reputable Longwharf Theater and