What Is Your Hair Identity?
I was going to write about the three main reasons America failed in Iraq: 1. We disbanded the Iraqi army leaving a bunch of
Category: Body & Soul
If You’re Not Happy, Enough You Suck!
Is it just me or do you ever feel like you’re losing in the happiness race? Like if somehow you’re not in a perpetual
The Zen of Having Your Car Stolen
There has been some fuckery afoot. Henry walked outside yesterday to get into our 10-year old Toyota Highlander only to wonder, “Dude, where’s my car?” It
What To Do When You Feel Like a Loser!
I frequently think I’m a sluggard. I mean what am I doing with my life? Am I doing enough? Shouldn’t I be more intelligent,
Walk the Walk, Naked Lady! (Be Warned – Fine Art Nudes)
This story was featured on THE TODAY SHOW. I posted fine art nudes I took twenty years ago for an article called “Am I
Am I Really Fat? Combatting Body Dysmorphia with Fine Art Nudes
(Disclaimer. Some of you will read this blog and think, “Why doesn’t that skinny bitch shut the f-up?” In Los Angeles I’m not thin. But
Writing For Idiots!
There you are, you Empty Page I face you now, typing fingers drawn, ready to scribble you into the oblivion from whence you came.
I Will Eat Myself Thinner!
This is what I’ve noticed about trying to lose weight. I eat more. Here’s how it goes: I eat a brownie. I’m mad at
The Great White Huntress
Shopping Addiction To prepare for hunting season, first take note of where you’ve observed the Halteveres Gladiator Sandals or the Spectrum Caftan Dress
How Demand TV Ruined My Life
I’m about to make glassy-eyed love to my Demand TV. The girls are in bed after I read the illuminating Captain Underpants to them,
