When Did I Know My Husband Was A Good Man?
I chose to date one or two … hmmm … how shall we say … “challenging” men? Yes. That was definitely my first word of
Category: Love & Sex
The Ghosts Of Boyfriends Past
It is my sophomore year of college circa 1985. I’m driving my lemon of a Ford Mustang on the mean streets of La Habra, California at 3 a.m. What is an intelligent girl of 20 doing out at such an hour? Spying on her boyfriend, that’s what.
Passion Parties Make You Feel Unsexy
Questions You’ll be asked at Passion Parties Have you done it in an elevator? Yes. Have you done it in an airplane? Of course.
Gay People and Straight Middle-Aged Women Unite. Because Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner!
Saturday night I found myself undulating in the well-muscled arms of a bare-chested, slick brown-skinned, 6′ 2″ God of a man whom we shall call
Crystal the Porn Star and Other Ignominies
“I’ve looked on many women with lust. I’ve committed adultery in my heart many times. God knows I will do this and forgives me.” —
Gavin DeGraw Almost Got Me Killed!
I blame it all on AOL. It happened a month ago to the day. I logged on to AOL to check my email and got
The Clitoris: Does Size Really Matter?
Author’s note: (In this post I will use Google-recommended euphemisms for the word VAGINA. They will be written ALL IN CAPS) Henry has informed me
My Unnatural Fixation With Gavin DeGraw
I’m obsessed with Gavin DeGraw. I had no idea who Gavin DeGraw was until he got beaten up in New York and my morbid curiosity
I Know It’s Not Modern, But I’m In Love With My Husband
Henry (not his real name, his real name’s … Britannicus Maximus) — — drove up to Santa Barbara from our home in L.A. today to
Tonight’s The Night, Baby
Last night was going to be The Night. I felt a lurking presence behind me as I Googled “Thesaurus” trying to find a better word
Man Garage
A Love Relationship Gone Wrong When we first moved into our home, the garage was where we kept the car overnight. But as the years
The Myth of the Vaginal Orgasm
(My third child, Winston. He has nothing to do with turning 46, but I love him. My milk came in when I held him.) Today
10th Wedding Anniversary
Shhhh. I’m at the San Ysidro Ranch in Santa Barbara for my 10th wedding anniversary. Don’t tell anyone who might try to find me. Including
Arnold Schwarzenegger aka Arnold Schwarzen-ass!
I’ll Be Back Eleven years ago Arnold Schwarzenegger told my husband he would be a “SCHMUCK” if he didn’t get me to sign a pre-nup
Married Sex: Fact or Fiction?
Sarah and Simon had been married ten years. They had two children, Octavia and Penelope, ages two and four. Their angels and their succubae.
