A Man Frightened By A Menopausal Woman
Hide your brothers, sons, husbands, gardeners and Fed Ex delivery men.
The Menopausal Woman is on the loose, leaving nothing but male entrails in her path … (BTW – I wrote and edited this. No one seems to realize this. I must grab my glory)
Please share this with every wife, mother and daughter you know so they can better protect their testosterone laden loved ones.Thank you.
If you like this you may also like Peter Shankman’s “I am training for an Ironman.”
If you’d like to know more about the enigma-wrapped-in-a-shroud-of-mysterious-witchyness that is the TWFKAB you might like THIS!
YOU are brilliant!
Thank you!
Ha ha ha ha ha!Snort.
Heidi- http://www.GirltoMom.com
thanks sweets
“I would not melt your penis”
That’s just a boldfaced lie. I totally would.
Okay, you just gave me my morning laugh. Thank you Julie!!
Hilarious! Salad forks are WAY better!
This video is one of THE MOST hysterical things I have ever seen in my whole life to include post menopausal decade of madness. Will share the shit out of it. Oops- I said a bad word.
Oh I’m so glad you liked it. I’m beginning to see these two as actual people. I want to hang out with them. xo
And another thing- you write and edited this? BRILLIANT!!!!!
Oh my darling I did. I need the validation ever so much. xo
🙂 too bad she said pooseee. Very funny bc it’s true.
OMGosh – I don’t know if I am laughing or crying – probably both. I love how your humor and wit are conveyed though their monotone… and the way p*ssy & osteoporosis (hell – & everything else) are pronounced is priceless.
BTW – I know you hate that people don’t leave you enough comments. I have been reading your blog for the past two evenings, so I am guilty. (How did I even get here? Oh I know, from your Change.org petition.) However, I am withholding comments so as not to appear stalker~ish. But I promise – I love every. single. word.
Arielle thanks soooo much for the feedback. I love to be stalked online. That’s what we bloggers live for!
That is so funny i cried out loud! Desperately after this week’s non stop flashes and rage, Thanks!