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I Have A Gwyneth Paltrow Voodoo Doll!

All the great things about my favorite person Gwyneth Paltrow!

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  1. Catherine Dabels
    Catherine Dabels 14 September, 2011, 10:21

    I'm really jealous of Gwynnie's super perfect life too.

    And her body…..

    Whatever. Gwynneth. Pashaw.

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  2. julie fedderson
    julie fedderson 14 September, 2011, 12:12

    Perhaps you should make a diorama of her illustrious career to celebrate? Pose her with a crocodile–that's Hook. Rip the head off that doll and stick it in a cardboard box–there's Seven. The possibilities are endless.

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  3. Shannon Bradley-Colleary
    Shannon Bradley-Colleary 14 September, 2011, 13:38

    Hmmm, put her in a fry-olator that's "Contagion"

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  4. Jo
    Jo 14 September, 2011, 13:55

    Gwyneth deserves EVERY. THING. she GETS! got DAMMIT!

    *snort at your video* 🙂

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  5. Shannon Bradley-Colleary
    Shannon Bradley-Colleary 14 September, 2011, 15:30

    Hi Jo — Of course Gwyneth deserves everything she gets. Which makes her even more despicable!

    BTW love your blog. You must submit it to Oprah. I'm sure she'd feature you. Unless Gwyneth gets there first!

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  6. SadieSez
    SadieSez 14 September, 2011, 16:54

    **Coffee just came out of my nose**HOT coffee**** but is was SO worth it.

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  7. Shannon Bradley-Colleary
    Shannon Bradley-Colleary 14 September, 2011, 17:11

    That's a coffee colonic for the nose!

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  8. Alexandra
    Alexandra 10 October, 2011, 21:55

    Because of this, I wish Aiming Low took videos. or BLogHer.


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