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11 Things in Your Kitchen Right Now That’ll Kill You! You’re Welcome!

Excerpt: “You can feel nervous about being vegan. It means you smell bad and have too much hair in the wrong places and not enough hair in the right places and you absolutely could not fight for you life in a dark alley against a masked villain manically cackling like Mel Gibson after one too many gimlets at Moonshadows because you have absolutely no fucking muscle tone.”

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