• Dress #7 of 71 Dresses in 71 Days

    March 20th, 2013

    Today sucked. Period. I wrote poorly. I lost legal documents. My iphone (aka the blood that runs in my veins) crashed. I have to end a business relationship. And my tooth fell out. I’m awaiting a crown for what is left of my little nub of a tooth. I will not be posting a picture of it here because I look like Freddy Krueger only with bigger hair.

    Normally this is when a little retail therapy kicks in. And I had access. I had to go to the Mac store at the mall to have them reboot my phone and just a credit card swipe away were some of my favorite stores. Zara where I can buy shoes that will hurt so good. But I knew I couldn’t lie to you if I bought something. And I can’t fail after seven days. That would just be so sad. Agreed not quite as sad as Lady Gaga’s meat suit. But in the vicinity. So here’s dress #7. And thank you for keeping me honest.

    This is one of my favorites from Boden. The color blocking makes what should be bigger look bigger and what should be smaller look smaller. It's all smoke and mirrors, people. Smoke and mirrors.

    This is one of my favorites from Boden. The color blocking makes what should be bigger look bigger and what should be smaller look smaller. It’s all smoke and mirrors, people. Smoke and mirrors.

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  • Is Lena Dunham Really Fat?

    January 24th, 2013

    At first I thought Lena Dunham (the creator, director and star of HBO’s Girls) was fat. I thought her breasts were underachievers.  Her belly, with all of its flouting-the-zeitgeist rolls, made me a little uncomfortable. From there Lena’s litany of nudity crimes piled up: she had no discernible musculature beneath her vampirically pale flesh, her thighs and [...]

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  • The Mary Kay Is My Godmother Giveaway – Before & After Photos!

    November 20th, 2012

    As you know I’m all about beauty. How to maintain it even if I have to drink the blood of virgin choirboys. Even if I have to do 500 military press push-ups in a pair of Jessica Simpson platforms. And yes, even if I have to give up eating McFlurries. So you can imagine my [...]

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