Worst Husband in the World, Killing My Own Kid Video Gone Viral

When I was a newborn my grandmas came to meet me for the first time. My dad carried me into the living room swaddled in a blanket, tripped, fell and accidentally threw me into the burning fireplace as everyone screamed.

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Video One: The Asshat Recovery Program

I’m excited about getting this series off the ground. Have a look at the video and see if your love life has the signs of an abusive relationship. Because I’ve been there, baby, and I can help! Also, you get to watch me sweating like Albert Brooks in Broadcast News.

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When Your Hot Wax Treatment Seeps and Young Bitches Gotta Learn!

Two short funny videos: The epically hilarious Jessica Bern of Two Funny Brains and my uber-talented friend, director Mia Trachinger, have married their talents to create two short funny videos about the ignominies of womanhood which are on their way

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I Interview Myself with the Proust Questionnaire. Gwyneth Makes An Appearance.

This is my first video log. Aka a vlog. In it I discuss my seven years in captivity in Colombia. How I don’t have sex with horses like Catherine The Great. There may be some mention of my Gwyneth Paltrow

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A Man Frightened By A Menopausal Woman

Hide your brothers, sons, husbands, gardeners and Fed Ex delivery men. The Menopausal Woman is on the loose, leaving nothing but male entrails in her path … (BTW – I wrote and edited this. No one seems to realize this.

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Video: A Scene from David Mamet’s “Edmond” with Brandon Lee and me

While digging up memorabilia to write my post Remembering Former Love Brandon Lee 20 Years After His Death on the set of The Crow and my book Smash, Crash and Burn: Tales From the Edge of Celebrity I came across

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My BlogHer 2013 Voices Of The Year “Sex” Talk Is Here (Video)

My BlogHer 2013 Voices of The Year keynote speech titled, “What I know about sex now that I’m in my 40s” is here.  I remember being much funnier and the audience laughing much louder than it would appear on this

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My Interview on “Raising America with Kyra Phillips” Regarding Date Rape

(Ignore the red nose – this post should have a different template, but this light-hearted one will have to suffice) I know three women whose first sexual experience was date rape. Two of them were in high school at the

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Here it is … one of the funniest family videos

This is what happens when you get CABIN FEVER on “vacation” …. one of the funniest family videos!

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The Moment I Knew I was a Woman and not a Girl

Good morning! It’s the beginning of Spring Break. Ten straight days of kids all the time. (Crazed cackling followed by facial tics). We’re driving to the Grand Canyon (odd hiccuping noises followed by uncontrolled flatulence). So I got nothing in

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My Today Show Segment On Body Image

Saturday morning at 6:30 a.m. my fanny traversing 20 years somehow made its way onto the Today Show. Producer Stephanie Becker did such a lovely job with the story that I almost couldn’t find anything wrong with myself in it!

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My Encounter With A Never Nude at MomsLa

I occasionally post at a fabulous website called MomsLa.  However I didn’t realize how repressed some of their members are.  I am trying to be a positive influence toward helping them jettison their Victorian impulses … http://youtu.be/LOqoR4RF2NE

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HuffPo Video de Moi: The Moment I Knew I Was A Woman

HuffPo is doing their very popular “The Moment I Knew” series. They asked me to participate by recording the moment I knew I was a woman. Was it the day I was given my Native American name, When The Menses

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Panicking while discussing my Nudes on the Fox 11 News

Last night on the Fox 11 News I had a Cindy Brady brain freeze where I just stared helplessly at Phil Shuman and Susan Hirasuna while my brain screamed, “You’re screwing up your first TV interview. You suck. Die, you

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The Love Your Body Now Project – Healing Body Image Issues Through Fine Art Nudes (Shannon)

As many of you know I’ve been seen at age 26, then at age 46 naked round the world the last several weeks. Starting with my first naked post Am I Really Fat? which was also published in The Huffington Post.

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TWFKAB turns One Today (and) Are Women Over 40 scary?

TWFKAB turns One today! Thanks to everyone who reads and comments for keeping me motivated.  For my blog anniversary I’ve stepped up my game by turning investigative journalist to uncover why so many men are afraid of older women.  We

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All About My Vagina aka When Does Menopause Start?

Okay. It’s not as inappropriate as it sounds. Try not to be disappointed. I bring you all you ever wanted to know or didn’t want to know all about my vagina. BTW When does menopause start? And for more on

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I Have A Gwyneth Paltrow Voodoo Doll

Would you like to meet my Gwyneth Paltrow Voodoo Doll? If you would like to know more about my relationship with Gwyneth you can CLICK HERE.Or HERE.  I’ve asked her not to write about me on GOOP.  Which is why

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