Gwyneth’s Affair With Gerard aka Happy New Year 2014 From TWFKAB! (photos)
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We’re heading out of town to Paris tomorrow.
It sounds sexy, but I promise to vomit on the plane and to have an affair with Gerard Depardieu who will give me the Clap because I don’t want you to be jealous of me in the way that I’m jealous of that f-ing jet-setting Gwyneth Paltrow.
Hmm. What if Gerard and Gwynnie had an affair??
Wish me a safe flight and no cheese allergies. And my family wishes yours a safe yet adventuresome Happy New Year 2014. xo S
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