January 7th, 2013
(This week the women of GenFab™* are doing a blog hop on the topic: Fashion Disasters.)
The year was 1984. I was the recipient of the haircut where they shave the sides of your head next to your ears in order to keep your naturally bushy hair from bushing out. Then it’s very important to leave a tail in the back so people can grab it before you step off the curb into the path of an oncoming bus. Also, you can look just like Billy Ray Cyrus.
Finally there should be a mushroomy pouf on the top where you can hide annoying things (like a mirror, since you should never look in one again). This haircut will keep you humble for a great long time and is perfect for anyone who’s a little too big for their britches. You’re welcome.
To read the other GenFab Fashion Disaster stories go HERE.
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