I’ve been watching Ryan Murphy’s (Glee) new NBC sitcom The New Normal about a committed gay couple having a baby with a quirky, kind surrogate mother who lives with them. Last night the men kissed passionately after one proposed marriage to the other and I had a very strong reaction. Which was elation.
I distinctly remember television’s first openly gay character, played by the mortified Al Corley as Steven Carrington on Dynasty. I remember it being such a scandal and that you should watch at your own risk! Maybe gay was catching? Now, an admitted thirty-one years later, gay characters and story lines are commonplace. And the televised gay kiss? While still a bit self-conscious, no longer taboo. I think this is progress because I’ve always felt a kinship with the gay community despite the fact that I’m not gay.
I’ll tell you why.
My parents divorced when I was two-years old (yes, mom and dad, here I go again. Lucky you to have a scribe for a daughter) so I don’t ever remember them together as a couple. It was an amicable divorce, both of them wanted out. My mom tells me the only thing she and my dad fought about was who should get me. I was lucky that they both wanted me. It was 1967, so my mother was awarded primary custody and my dad got every other weekend.
Despite the fact my parents had a “good divorce” (an oxymoron, but true), I couldn’t entirely escape the collateral damage; which was the cultivation of a Secret Self.
Going from my mom’s home to my dad’s was like going from Jupiter to Mars. My mom’s world was unconventional. We took camping trips to the wilds of Mexico, people smoked, drank, carried the occasional concealed weapon and we lived on a sailboat for a period of time. My dad’s world was consistent and abstinent, with church on Sunday in a suburban subdivision. Each parent or set of parents, thought their way was best and I suspect that’s the case in most split-homes to varying degrees. So when a child transitions from one home to the other there is a marking-of-the-territory that occurs. All traces of the values, habits and behaviors from the other home must be suppressed. My parents didn’t intentionally fumigate me upon re-entry, they just couldn’t help it.
Because of this I was a different person in each home. At my mom’s I came and went as I pleased, was a tomboy who could beat up my same-age cousin Billy and even gave my older stepbrothers a run for their money. In my dad’s world I was more closely monitored, watched my Ps & Qs, wore dresses and was reverent in church. Unbaptized though I was, I was a better Mormon than most Mormons.
This all boils down to the fact that I wasn’t completely authentic in either world. I prided myself on being a chameleon, blending into any environment. When I grew up “chameleon” became “fraud.” And quick on the heels of “fraud” came furtiveness and shame. My Secret Self.
I don’t know what it feels like to be gay; to grow up in a culture that tells you that you’re fundamentally wrong, but I know what it is to have a secret. To pretend you’re okay when you’re not. To try to be who you think other people want you to be. So the gays are stuck with me as one of their advocates.
I believe claiming one’s authentic self should be every human’s birthright. I hope one day very soon “gay rights” will simply be “human rights.” I look forward to a new normal.
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