I’m Back Online Naked Again! Run For Your Life!
My site was down for three days. The earth stopped rotating. Romney and Obama quit campaigning. Even the tabloids ceased stalking Kristen Stewart. After grappling with Ted, Dan, Mike, John, Terry, Garrett and Ted at GoDaddy, sometimes weeping, sometimes badgering, sometimes offering sexual favors, everything is fixed and better than before. Acronyms like SSH, FTP, IPv4, HTML still drive me fucking bonkers, but I kind of know what they are.
In honor of my return I am reposting my most popular post, to read click the following: “Am I Really Fat? (the nude photos)” aka The Naked Lady.
I’m also in the Huffington Post today with “A Cheating Six-Pack Drove Me To God!” Forget about reading the post, it’s the comments you’ll want to read. There are some crazy loco frijoles out there …
I can’t help myself, here are a few of the comments:
Good Grief! Go from a flighty airhead to an imaginary friend!? Howabout just growing up instead?
How is this comment helpful?
Like this: Love yourself first. Don’t be impulsive. Lose expectations and be grateful for the moment instead of seaking the next thrill. In other words: Grow up!
bdoug I am six-foot four. I am the tallest woman west of the Adirondacks. If I grow up any more I will have altitude sickness.
or this one:
Thank you, Rues.
Also guys, comments are really needed on my site so that Google will give me a higher ranking. Any comments here will be read, appreciated and responded to. Even if they’re mean. But I know you’d never be mean to me xo