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My Husband Lets Me Pose Nude!
August 15th, 2012
Henry is 52 years old today. Isn’t he handsome? I know, I think so too.
Incomparable Dad.
What Henry Tolerates:
Me writing about our sex life.
Me shopping like a slavering addict at Boden when I have nowhere to wear their clothes.
My feet molesting his every night.
Me accusing him of cheating if I dreamt about it.
Me meeting an old beau to make amends for some cadish behavior of mine.
Me sinking a lot of dough into a blog (wtf?).
Me sleeping with a mouth guard.
Me cashing in the coins he saved for seven years and using them to get a mani-pedi.
Why Henry’s Lucky:
He has to keep his defenses sharp in order to survive one wife, two daughters and a fat feline.
He can always build a Saddam spider hole in the backyard if he needs to escape.
He’s learned to be less buttoned-up due to his wife’s confessional blog.
He’s become an excellent cook.
He’s become an unparalleled masseuse/tickler
He’s become irreverent. As evidenced by my asking him how he fixed my printer and him replying, “I f#$ked it with my giant c#@k.” Which kind of turned me on.
Honey, happy birthday. Thank you for making me the luckiest woman in the world. I love you. And promise not to tell anyone that your nickname is Honey Potato Man. That will be our little secret as I know it’s a bit emasculating. xo
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Happy Birthday Honey Potato Man.
I am also kinda turned on by how he fixed the printer…
It’s sexy when a very polite man is crude, but a turn off when a very crude man is crude. Poor men.
I love it! He’ll thank you one day for making him irreverent.
Fingers crossed.
Awesome.
Dude.
Happy Birthday to your hubby! Beautiful wedding photos.
Thanks Eva. Did I miss you at BlogHer??
What a fun post! Your husband sounds like a great guy! Happy birthday! Let me know if you want help party planning (wink wink)!
Yes, I will let you know because that bridal shower was amazing. These are skills I simply do not have.
Your dress is gorgeous!
I never wanted to take that dress off. I wanted to live in that dress. The embroidery was trees with vines and little birds with amethyst eyes. I was a tomboy growing up so the dress felt like a marriage between the child and the grown woman. I can wax poetic about that freaking dress.
I blame you for all of the wasted hours on Boden.com. I never even buy anything (the sale dresses never have my size), but they’re so pretty.
Beautiful wedding photos!
I’m sorry Yvonne, but at least you don’t purchase. I’m three weeks Boden-sober.
Seriously your posts are awesomeness! I swear if this is the way you speak in person I might want to marry you! (shhh, don’t tell MY husband!)
The only thing is I can’t fix printers.
Happy Birthday !!!
Well i gave it a try and my printer is still broken and now my wife wants to know how i got ink all over “ME”
damn your blog!! JOe
happy birthday henry…
It’s all about using the right angle.Joe. You don’t want to hurt yourself!
I think my fiance’ would be proud of me if I posed nude.
I wouldn’t say Henry quite reacted in that way, but he understood the point I was trying to make.
I think I would like to make Vanessa’s fiance proud… Send them to me first!
As you wish.
I have tapped you to do my birthday announcements as well. The next one is June 10th, 2013. A kit will be sent over beforehand.
Try to use a few big words in the copy.
Oh I’d be happy to. Can you fix printers?
I love this.
Tell me, did he see this??
xo
LOVE the dress! ho my god!!
Henry sees everything I write. I keep trying to get him to do a guest post.
I love the wedding photos!
Me too! Our photographer broke down and gave me all the negatives. They’re mine, mine alllll mine.