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    June 8th, 2012

    Bridget turns 8 and tangos on DWTS.

    Clare turns 10 and plays shortstop for the Dodgers.

    Shannon and Henry on their 11th wedding anniversary. Collectively they are 97 years old and perform in Depends commercials alongside Harry Hamlin and Lisa Rinna.

    Advice for the weekend…

    Read THIS if you want to learn how to dominate your husband by getting him to dominate you.

    Read THIS if you think you might be losing your mind.

    Read THIS if you can’t stand your kids’ friends.

    Read THIS if you’re not sure whether you should have plastic surgery or not.

     

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    11 comments > Write one

    1. Jennifer says:
      June 8, 2012 at 12:57 pm

      YOur daughters are wonderful! …I’m pretty sure you’re the only woman I know who has no issue with a horizontally striped pattern clingy dress.

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      • Shannon says:
        June 8, 2012 at 8:53 pm

        I was majorly sucking in. Also my head is twice the size of my husband’s. My head could eat his head in one bite.

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    2. stef says:
      June 8, 2012 at 4:24 pm

      Okay, you are hilarious. Seriously! Love it!

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    3. tania luviano says:
      June 9, 2012 at 7:51 am

      Love de Depends commercial! LOL!!!!!

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    4. Yvonne Condes says:
      June 9, 2012 at 8:49 am

      Ha! I thought that too, Jen. I love stripes, but can only wear them going one way.
      You have a beautiful family my friend.

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    5. Caryn B says:
      June 11, 2012 at 9:23 pm

      Such sweet photos….you should have a weekly link up…. : )

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      • Shannon says:
        June 11, 2012 at 11:00 pm

        This was a particularly yummy phase.

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    6. Presley's Pantry says:
      June 12, 2012 at 10:19 pm

      What a lovely family. I hope you all had a wonderful weekend….. and if your head could eat your husbands head in one bite…. then maybe it should have been featured in PROMETHEUS this weekend….. Just saying. Give those darn aliens a run for their money.

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      • Shannon says:
        June 12, 2012 at 11:13 pm

        I am the alien in Prometheus.

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    7. Shelby Barone says:
      June 15, 2012 at 11:44 pm

      I am going for the “losing your mind” I always enjoy reading your blog. :)

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      • Shannon says:
        June 16, 2012 at 10:04 am

        Thanks Shelby!

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