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1. Carrie says:

   December 14, 2011 at 1:18 pm

   I was late on making out my list this year. Figured I’d just skip it.

   But now? I think not.

   All thanks to you, I might finally get my cleaver.

   =)

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   • Shannon Colleary says:

     December 14, 2011 at 1:34 pm

     Every woman needs a cleaver. How else with her husband be able to cleave unto her?

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2. Gee says:

   December 14, 2011 at 1:20 pm

   OMG – I can’t stop laughing.

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   • Shannon Colleary says:

     December 14, 2011 at 1:21 pm

     Thanks Gee. Henry was laughing too. Until he saw the cleaver.

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3. Lucille Renwick says:

   December 14, 2011 at 1:44 pm

   Oh God Shannon, I love your list honey, but that YouTube video is freakin’ hysterical. I haven’t had that good a laugh in a while. Thanks honey.

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   • Shannon Colleary says:

     December 14, 2011 at 3:51 pm

     Anytime Lu. Just don’t tick me off or that CLEAVER’S COMIN’ OUT!

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4. Deborah Stambler says:

   December 14, 2011 at 7:36 pm

   I like the dual purpose for Spanx. Very creative!

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   • Shannon Colleary says:

     December 14, 2011 at 11:53 pm

     We mature ladies must be resourceful!

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5. Christina Simon says:

   December 14, 2011 at 8:27 pm

   OMG this is funny! I’m 47 and I GET IT!

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   • Shannon Colleary says:

     December 14, 2011 at 11:54 pm

     Hi Christina — at 46 I feel like I’m just hitting my stride. I just wish certain parts of my body would keep up!

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6. Jamie says:

   December 14, 2011 at 11:59 pm

   OMG once again i’m about to pee my pants I’m laughing so hard…

   I’m sending all of my friends over to read this.

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7. Shannon Colleary says:

   December 15, 2011 at 3:31 pm

   Thank you Jamie. Just off to vibrate my gums now.

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8. julie fedderson says:

   December 16, 2011 at 11:18 am

   I’ve been using my gum vibrator wrong for all of these years. Thanks for setting me straight. Although this might apply differently to those with vagina dentata.

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   • Shannon Colleary says:

     December 16, 2011 at 1:31 pm

     Okay. I have to look vagina dentata up. Did I mention I just received my first pitch from an Adult Dating advertiser. I guess it serves me right. Perhaps I’m in the wrong business.

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9. SANDEE :) says:

   December 17, 2011 at 3:40 pm

   soooooooo, funny!!

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   • Shannon Colleary says:

     December 17, 2011 at 9:43 pm

     I’m glad you think so. My husband was slightly terrified.

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