The Woman Formerly Known as Beautiful
Aging Vaintress, Mom Butler, Wife Dominatrix, Surma Stick Fighter
December 14th, 2011
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I was late on making out my list this year. Figured I’d just skip it.
But now? I think not.
All thanks to you, I might finally get my cleaver.
Every woman needs a cleaver. How else with her husband be able to cleave unto her?
OMG – I can’t stop laughing.
Thanks Gee. Henry was laughing too. Until he saw the cleaver.
Oh God Shannon, I love your list honey, but that YouTube video is freakin’ hysterical. I haven’t had that good a laugh in a while. Thanks honey.
Anytime Lu. Just don’t tick me off or that CLEAVER’S COMIN’ OUT!
I like the dual purpose for Spanx. Very creative!
We mature ladies must be resourceful!
OMG this is funny! I’m 47 and I GET IT!
Hi Christina — at 46 I feel like I’m just hitting my stride. I just wish certain parts of my body would keep up!
OMG once again i’m about to pee my pants I’m laughing so hard…
I’m sending all of my friends over to read this.
Thank you Jamie. Just off to vibrate my gums now.
I’ve been using my gum vibrator wrong for all of these years. Thanks for setting me straight. Although this might apply differently to those with vagina dentata.
Okay. I have to look vagina dentata up. Did I mention I just received my first pitch from an Adult Dating advertiser. I guess it serves me right. Perhaps I’m in the wrong business.
I’m glad you think so. My husband was slightly terrified.
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