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My Last Post On Blogspot! aka Batwoman Says Good-bye

This will be my last post on Blogspot, (in case the title was ambiguous or you’re on crack and can only hear the high-pitched whistles dogs howl at).

I have no feelings about Blogspot except it seems to have a lot of rules and blockages and I have no clue how to make it look more interesting.

I will be posting at my new site — assuming it actually exists somewhere in the blogosphere and isn’t the wardrobe leading to Narnia where I may end up doing battle with the White Witch if that f#%king Aslan doesn’t defend me.

I just went to a Pop Physique class and I think I’m high. And my butt and thighs hurt and I still have belly fat.

This all to say…I will not be posting again until next week…hopefully on the 10th…that is unless Jon Stewart decides to hire me as his token female writer for The Daily Show. Yes, I know he has one female writer. Supposedly. There’s no proof she has an actual vagina. Jon Stewart is notoriously terrified of vaginas. Some are known to swallow men whole. Masticate them, as it were. There I go with the vaginas again.

All roads lead to The Vagina with me.

So I leave you with a few of the Blogspot photos I’ve posted that I love best. Until we meet again…Shannon aka Batwoman rises.

Our secret superhero/nemesis alter egos.
Hairnet Fabulousness and Chocolate!
Winston the Bunny started me lactating again.
Clare and Bridget during their Nacho Libre phase.
The P%&sy Posse aka Moms With Too Much Time On Their Hands (Tango 5/6 on the right)
Sugar!
Wiiiiiiii!
Yes I am deliciously fat, but stop molesting me with your eyes.
Here’s lookin’ at ya!  Farewell…until we meet again…
P.S  My new address is thewomanformerlyknownasbeautiful.com

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    buy mobile phones 5 October, 2011, 08:37

    the pictures are very much heart touching and i really enjoyed this article , thanks for sharing

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  2. SherilinR
    SherilinR 5 October, 2011, 08:40

    good luck on your upcoming bloggy move. and nice pics! that ta-ta shot was all up in my face when i scrolled down! wowzers!

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  3. Shannon Bradley-Colleary
    Shannon Bradley-Colleary 5 October, 2011, 08:42

    Sherilin — they do seem aggressive those tatas.

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  4. Missy@Wonder, Friend
    Missy@Wonder, Friend 5 October, 2011, 08:53

    Laughed out loud at *your* 8th grade pictures.

    Can't wait to see more like that at your new home. Good luck with the move!

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  5. SadieSez
    SadieSez 5 October, 2011, 11:34

    Wait for me!!!

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  6. Jo
    Jo 5 October, 2011, 12:36

    I found you just in the nick of time, and will follow you to your new blog as well.

    Jo
    http://bumbumgerms.blogspot.com/

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  7. Shannon Bradley-Colleary
    Shannon Bradley-Colleary 5 October, 2011, 16:56

    Hi giys — I will post my new link once the site is live xo

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  8. Anonymous
    Anonymous 7 October, 2011, 12:17

    For the record, I actually know a woman (with a real vagina) who used to write for the Daily Show. (Now she's producing a sitcom for network TV, so I'm guessing it was a pretty good launching pad).

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  9. Shannon Bradley-Colleary
    Shannon Bradley-Colleary 7 October, 2011, 12:52

    But how do you know she had one? Did you bring your stirrups and speculum? I'm not letting Jon off that easy! (he won't return my calls or any of my quips damn him!)

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  10. Jo
    Jo 7 October, 2011, 14:06

    PS: I assume you'll be telling us where to find you? 🙂

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  11. Shannon Bradley-Colleary
    Shannon Bradley-Colleary 8 October, 2011, 00:21

    Yes! I will bugle it from the highest mountaintops. And also post a link on this site.

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  12. Jo
    Jo 8 October, 2011, 11:09

    I am picturing you going all RIIICOOOLLLLA on our asses. Awesome.

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    Men clothing fashion 10 October, 2011, 06:21

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