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I Have A Gwyneth Voodoo Doll
September 14th, 2011
Would you like to meet my Gwyneth Voodoo Doll?If you would like to know more about my relationship with Gwyneth you can CLICK HERE. Or HERE. I’ve asked her not to write about me on GOOP. Which is why she never mentions me. Although she obsesses about me constantly.
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I'm really jealous of Gwynnie's super perfect life too.
And her body…..
Whatever. Gwynneth. Pashaw.
Perhaps you should make a diorama of her illustrious career to celebrate? Pose her with a crocodile–that's Hook. Rip the head off that doll and stick it in a cardboard box–there's Seven. The possibilities are endless.
Hmmm, put her in a fry-olator that's "Contagion"
Gwyneth deserves EVERY. THING. she GETS! got DAMMIT!
*snort at your video*
Hi Jo — Of course Gwyneth deserves everything she gets. Which makes her even more despicable!
BTW love your blog. You must submit it to Oprah. I'm sure she'd feature you. Unless Gwyneth gets there first!
**Coffee just came out of my nose**HOT coffee**** but is was SO worth it.
That's a coffee colonic for the nose!
Because of this, I wish Aiming Low took videos. or BLogHer.
FUNNY!!
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