The Woman Formerly Known as Beautiful
Aging Vaintress, Mom Butler, Wife Dominatrix, Surma Stick Fighter
September 23rd, 2011
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boo, your video is set to private. so now you're teasing about your vagina?
It's public now!!
Yes, but no more periods!!! Yay for the Va Jay Jay!
I absolutely adore you! This made tequila come out of my nose. You should have your own show.
As if having your fun parts feel like they've been through a cheese grater post childbirth is not enough, now I get to face menopause and have them permanently turn on me. Kegels and soy, here I come.
Sadie — I am picturing the tequila. Julia — flex flex flex. xo
Shannon–AKA "A womb with a view . . ." I wanted you to know that I nominated you for a Versatile Blogger Award because your blogs are hilarious. You can find the rules on my latest post should you choose to accept this very prestigious award
Lisa — I am checking your post as i love need desire and covet awards. Thank you!
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Well said again Shannon, I love your post!
[...] Watching a video about the State Of My Geriatric Womb [...]
What video editor/camera/program do you use? I love it, it really adds that special ZINGGGGG to an otherwise still very zingful vlog entry.
I adore you.
Beautiful, yes, still!
I feel like its girl’s night out when I watch your videos – like talking with my best friend!
This says I’m Angie but it’s really me! I am so glad you visit me on this site. Now we need to get that girl’s date together. Love you sis!
[...] For more on the incredible, spectacular EEL SKINNER go to: All About My YAYA [...]
Hilarious! Shannon this is one of your funniest vlogs/blogs. I haven’t read any for a while just cause I’ve been busy. You are as funny as always an I WILL be buying your book for my Kindle. Keep up the good work. Oh and btw I am well into the process of peri-menapause. Guessing you may be also. Womb-ups, how do you even do that?? :O
Jill — I’m so glad you are still checking in. I thought maybe some of my raunchiness might have offended. But I guess I shouldn’t worry. After birthing babies nothing really offends anymore does it? Keep doing your womb ups. xo
[...] What are you struggling to accept? And do you want to come over and see the rest of my nudes? I can tattoo them on your buttocks if you like. ___________________________________________________________ If you like this you might also like ALL ABOUT MY VAGINA [...]
This is great! I love you!
Uterine Prolapse….can’t wait for that!
You’ve got a lot of time before that. Hopefully I do too!
[...] That’s like saying just because you have hemorrhoids you can’t push a baby out of your vagina! You get the job done! YOU GET THE JOB DONE! …. (she looks up at us) … Geraldo hung [...]
[...] is kind of a MOM BLOG post. I prefer to be thought of as an elderly vixen blogger, but I’m having a minivan [...]
[...] Only the proctologist Dr. Becker and his gloved index finger know for sure. I just think my vagina, now in its elderly cycle, has become a bit of a hazard, much like a pothole without a lid. Yes I’m given to [...]
[...] prostate? Only the proctologist Dr. Becker and his gloved index finger know for sure. I just think my vagina, now in its elderly cycle, has become a bit of a hazard, much like a pothole without a lid. Yes, I’m given to [...]
[...] do you cheat on the man-child of every peri-menopausal woman's dreams?Fact: He has a British accent which makes him seem much smarter than you.Fact: He's in on the [...]
[...] burning question? Is my site pornographic? Are posts like All About My Vagina or The Clitoris: Does Size Really Matter? or Married Sex or Passion Parties Make Me Feel Unsexy [...]
I would like a shorter vagina. Secretions that are scant could be good thing. Hmm, this was helpful now that my vagina is 40. Where do you get the womb walkers?
I have a spare womb walker from when my womb sprained its cervix. You’re welcome to borrow it.
God, that was hilarious. I’m going to stop blogging now and just tell my readers to read you.
[...] and that is when I went live, pimping out my friends, family, acquaintances, perfect strangers and my own vagina. First Picture on my blog. Me pregnant with Bridget with a tree growing out of my [...]
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